They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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