i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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