I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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