he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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