HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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