you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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