doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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