I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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