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say what?
wanna hang out?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
How drunk are you?
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