How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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