check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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