I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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