you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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