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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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