I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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