Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
