She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
