I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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