And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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