Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
