i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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