I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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