I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
My balls are so social today.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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