i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
