why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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