Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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