On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
why do cheetos always look like penises
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
