We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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