She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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