We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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