found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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