Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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