Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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