I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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