I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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