if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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