Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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