I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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