I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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