Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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