i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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