Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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