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So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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