The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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