i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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