I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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