Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Quick, to the slutcave!
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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