Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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