so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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