She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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