Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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