my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The struggles of a small town man whore
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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