Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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