Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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