Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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